A Promise on Behalf of Apostrophes

 

There’s more to saving apostrophes than search, rescue, and rehabilitation. There is also prevention. You can do your part by taking the following pledge:

 

I, ______________, having seen firsthand the damage to society that apostrophe abuse causes, and also having seen the terrible personal toll that being trapped in bad phrases causes apostrophes themselves, do hereby pledge never to misuse an apostrophe again.